Not Older Than 18?
Noir Disclaimer
The night’s long and the shadows run deeper than you think, kid. What waits behind this door isn’t built for fresh eyes or easy hearts. Come back when you’ve got a little more mileage on your shoes and the world’s put a few cracks in your armor. Until then, keep walking. There’ll be more waiting here for you soon, but not tonight. Not yet.
Teenager Disclaimer
Ugh, yeah, so… this part of the site isn’t for you right now. Don’t freak out, it’s nothing personal, it’s just grown-up stuff. Seriously, go do something fun and come back when you’re older. I mean, I’d tell you what’s here, but that’d ruin the surprise. Just know it’s gonna be worth the wait.
Grandma Disclaimer
Sweetheart, I know you’re curious, but this isn’t the place for you just yet. Some stories take a little more growing up to handle, and that’s alright. There will be plenty of time, and when you’re ready, these pages will still be waiting. Until then, go enjoy yourself. Life moves fast enough—you don’t need to rush into this part.