10

Because I’ll Know. I always KNOW.

9

You have a door leading downstairs. But, downstairs to what? Let me describe that to you.

8

I’m accepted by 5 out of 6 Redheads. Eeewww. Just wait until I find out who doesn’t…

7

I absolutely. Without a doubt. Love coffee.

6

My stories are not barren because.

The worlds stay alive with over-the-top characters, twisted situations, and that constant sense that something ridiculous—and dangerous—is about to happen.

NO?

The environments and characters function within interdependent systems, ensuring that no element exists in isolation or without consequence.

NO?

The characters don’t sit around doing nothing; they poke at problems, ignore warnings, and make choices that guarantee something is about to go wrong.

NO?

Every scene has something going on—someone thinking they’ve got it under control, right before things quietly go sideways.

Huh. Well.

Every scene has something going on—because it’s me writing it, and I don’t leave space empty; I fill it with people who think they’ve got control right up until Dr. Stevens shows up early, or a “simple” system like Bereft Reality starts making decisions for them.

5

Your basement looks like this, and you’ve nothing else to do.

4

You like to cross boundaries, lines, into where you’re not supposed to be.

3

You love character development as much as you love destruction. You are happy at first, then… concerned.

2

They say so.

1

Because you agree with these facts…